Oh my dear sweetie floor;
Cleaning you is a big time bore;
This is one stupid chore;
Which I hate to the core!
Darling floor, please clean thyself;
Or should I deploy a house elf?
While cleaning you and the shelf;
I hate myself!
Why are you unclean?
Like my old jean.
I so wish to wean
From you, Amen!
This poem was written as a response to the Daily Prompt – “Those Dishes Won’t Do Themselves”.
Love & Cheers,